Launching 800 rpm!

Dear readers,

Welcome to 800 rpm - a blog for auto followers, fans and fanatics! This post is to launch this very special blog in some sorta special way.

... however, a few checks before the launch...

Ignition on... check
Petrol gauge... check
Engine oil level... check
Radiator coolant level... check
Power steering oil level... check
Wiper wash fluid level... check
Engine belt flexibility... check
Battery water level... check
Spark plugs ready to fire... check
Fuel pump... check
Air filter clean... check
Engine idle speed tuning... check
Engine assisted braking system... check
Gear and transmission system... check
Suspension response... check
Tyre pressure... check
Wheel alignment... check
Wheel balancing... check
Headlight and full beam... check
Tail and brake light... check
Indicator bulbs... check
Aircon gas level... check
Spare wheel pressure, jack in place... check
Road map/ GPS system... check
Side rear view mirrors at optimum angle... check
Music system ready to blast... check

With all checks in place for the launch of this blog, lets get into the "zone" to launch this blog...

Engine on, allowed to idle for 20 seconds
Air con temperature set at 22 degrees
Seat-belts fastened
Central locking activated
Music system on...
... insert a heavy bass rock CD...
... preferably Metallica... preferred song... "One"
... system set to high bass,
... increase volume till there are sufficient vibrations visible on the side rear view mirrors


It's all set to launch this very special blog. Shift gear to 1st/ down, pick up engine revolutions and vrooom we go...

800 rpm goes live... launched!